Hey Jesse,
You should sell hotdogs to the drunks, you can call them 'devil dogs' ! LOL
roflmaopimp
At 3:20 AM; have stripper shoot boiled eggs from her vagina.
At 3:50 AM; serve remaining patrons Koolaid with arsenic.
Off! LOL!
No, they just hurt more when they hit you.
VAGINA SHARPSHOOTER
The shells are off to make it easier to stuff 2 dozen boiled eggs and shoot them at people.
XL. Patrons will be hungry by that time. Yeasty hard boiled eggs will be a tasty treat before complementary arsenic spiked Koolaid.